https://www.thespoof.com/ Spoof News and Political Satire Front Page en Copyright 2025, TheSpoof.com Sat, 16 Aug 2025 00:30:04 GMT webmaster@thespoof.com webmaster@thespoof.com 60 https://www.thespoof.com/images/logo120x60.gif https://www.thespoof.com/ 120 60 Spoof News and Political Satire Writing Front Page https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160748/the-us-proctologists-guild-names-ted-cruz-asshole-of-the-year One of the most hated individuals in America, Ted "Dracula" Cruz has just been named "The Asshole of The Year" by The US Proctologists Guild. Cruz joins other assholes of the year such as Donald "The Orange Whale" Trump, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter,… Mon, 17 Jul 2023 19:59:24 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160709/anderson-cooper-admits-that-britney-spears-has-ungayed-him In the 'All Things Are Possible" department, LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa broke the story that Anderson Cooper revealed to her that since meeting and getting to know blonde songstress Britney Spears he is thrilled to announce that he is no lo… Thu, 13 Jul 2023 22:27:53 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160718/harry-and-megs-create-royal-rap-song Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi. How to convince the world of the horrors cause… Fri, 14 Jul 2023 18:32:17 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160731/-i-hump-for-jesus--not-if-you-wanna-keep-your-job-amy A strange new law is soon to come to America, which still insists that it has a separation of church and state. Politicians, police, judges and other people in elevated places of power and prestige – those who control the lives and freedoms of oth… Sat, 15 Jul 2023 19:38:13 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160745/the-nations-number-one-lipstick-is-cover-chick-cosmetics-sultry The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry," by Cover Chick Cosmetics has just hit the cosmetic market. According to a representative with CCC, the new lipstick has several secret ingredients that… Mon, 17 Jul 2023 10:14:46 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160736/the-stand-up-comedian-who-invented-the-punch-line-turns-99 BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that Paul "The Ragin' Cajun" Punch has just celebrated his 99th birthday. Punch, who was a stand up comedian, is credited with having invented the comical routine 'Punch Line." The "Ragin Cajun" at one tim… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 11:49:25 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160741/khloe-kardashian-admits-that-yes-she-recently-dated-a-taliban-hitman-but-only-once In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching for the stars, she dared to ask the towering Khloe Kardashian about a peculiar rumor circulating in the celebrity cosmos – was she really dating a hitma… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 18:58:31 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160730/fights-at-popeyes-without-a-single-can-of-spinach-in-sight We’ve all seen Twitter and all it has to offer. Since Elon took over there are more ads from bizarre companies than ever. What a capitalist age we live in. But no, I’m not talking about that. Nor about all the Go Fund Me or Only Fans Twitter Hos. Sat, 15 Jul 2023 19:29:12 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160716/stormy-daniels-says-that-trump-is-one-really-messed-up-son-of-a-bitch The woman who became famous for having her vajayjay grabbed by the former Golfer-In-Chief, Donald J. Erasmus Trump, says that she heard from a very reliable source that the racist bigot has been placed on suicide watch. Stormy would not reveal who… Fri, 14 Jul 2023 14:11:24 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/160744/king-charles-says-that-he-is-seriously-considering-buying-wembley-stadium Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to none other than our roving reporter, Petula Tart, from The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. And what's all the buzz about? A little bit of football, a lot of royalty, and… Mon, 17 Jul 2023 05:42:14 GMT UK Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160728/taylor-swift-is-the-new-spokeswoman-for-non-knock-up--birth-control-pills There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials than Taylor Swift. Tay-Tay has sung country, pop, blues, gospel, and even recorded a hip hop album with noted rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke. And now The News Now News Agency is… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 05:16:27 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160725/the-nra-member-numbers-continue-to-drop-like-rain-from-the-sky The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that members are leaving the NRA like gazelles running from a pack of hungry lions. A rep of the reputable polling agency said that the members are tired of the verbal abuse that they have been receiving from… Sat, 15 Jul 2023 13:18:24 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160717/it-is-so-damn-hot-in-texas-that-a-woman-baked-a-loaf-of-bread-in-her-mail-box The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn high that a woman who resides in San Antonio actually baked a loaf of bread in her mail box. Reporter Bijou Overdown spoke with Mrs. Flatonia Kibbanowski, 78,… Fri, 14 Jul 2023 14:33:41 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160746/the-fbi-has-a-video-of-trump-stealing-white-house-silverware Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul… Mon, 17 Jul 2023 13:20:53 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160711/miley-cyrus-says-her-bikini-line-injury-from-twerking-has-healed-up-nicely In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her recent twerking injury is far from a 'bump in the rump,' except for one hilarious catch - it throbs like a disco beat when she sneezes or coughs! Accor… Thu, 13 Jul 2023 06:22:37 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160723/three-of-trumps-cousins-say-that-the-evil-bonehead-needs-to-go-to-prison According to Timeless Magazine, Donald J.E. Trump, aka The Orange Shithead, is still the most hated man in the entire US of A. Trump is more hated than Bernie Madoff, Charles Manson, O.J. Simpson, Greg Gutfeld, Ann Coulter, Bill Cosby, and Benedic… Fri, 14 Jul 2023 21:25:23 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/160739/a-top-al-qaeda-spy-is-arrested-watching-the-yankees-and-the-astros-at-yankee-stadium One of Al-Qaeda's leading spies, Hanji Mir Azis was recently arrested as he sat in Yankee Stadium watching a game between the Yanks and the world champion Houston Astros. Mir Azis is considered to be one of the world's most prolific spies, who has… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 13:59:21 GMT World News https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160720/sales-of-the-tesla-motors-police-cars-are-hitting-astronomical-proportions International Inquirer reporter Paco Tabasco, who is a close friend of gazillionaire Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, reports that sales of the brand new Tesla Police Car are hitting astronomical proportions. The new law enforcement vehicle is ou… Sat, 15 Jul 2023 12:57:04 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160726/charles-barkley-says-he-drinks-a-case-of-bud-light-every-day-and-adds-f-ck-da-haters One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community. He noted that he knows several members of extremists groups who are closet gaylords and lesbionics. He then commented that… Sat, 15 Jul 2023 13:38:15 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/160738/the-wnba-names-britney-spears-sports-bra-the-best-in-the-business The Sports Bet Gazette has just revealed that the new Britney Spears Sports Bra has just been named "The Best Sports Bra in The Sports World" by the Women's National Basketball Association. Kia Nurse with the Seattle Storm stated that she has has… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 13:33:31 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160727/the-new-anson-mount-hell-on-wheels-condoms-are-flying-off-the-shelves Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms, which were designed with Anson Mount (aka a rugged man) in mind are selling like beer at a New York City sports bar. The new condoms were designed to be 100% effect… Sat, 15 Jul 2023 15:51:42 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160740/americas-top-female-spy-lady-chatterley-is-a-mistress-of-disguises President Biden recently commented at a dinner in honor of America's number 1 spy, code name: Lady Chatterley, that he wishes the US had half a dozen female spies, as talented, as gorgeous, and as sexy as LC. She has dated Russian President Vladim… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 17:58:37 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/160747/every-us-retail-outlet-has-run-out-of-the-wnba-sheer-mesh-panties Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has stated that retail stores Walmart, Target, and Fiddle Faddle have all run out of the new WNBA panties. Confetti noted that the new undies come in sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, and XXXL - though, good luck finding t… Mon, 17 Jul 2023 17:22:40 GMT Sport Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160712/anheuser-busch-sales-are-in-the-toilet-and-the-company-is-asking-elon-musk-for-a-loan It appears that the makers of Bud Light, which has gone from number one in popularity to number 19, did not learn from the antics of the Dixie Chicks. The Chicks thought that it would be funny to say that President Bush (the daddy) was nothing mor… Thu, 13 Jul 2023 21:02:32 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160714/after-only-one-week-on-the-market-ben-and-jerry-discontinues-their-trump-banana-bigot-ice-cream The biggest ice cream maker in the world, Ben and Jerry, has just announced that due to dismal sales, they are discontinuing their Trump Banana Bigot Ice Cream. A spokeperson for the creamery stated that only 29 pints were sold in the entire Unite… Fri, 14 Jul 2023 13:10:40 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/us/160729/avocado-wedding-cakes-have-become-quite-the-rage According to the Vox Populi News Agency, avocado wedding cakes are now the most popular wedding cakes in the state of California. The delicious avocado marital cakes are the brainchild of Burbank baker Shilo "Sugar" Coronado, who has been baking w… Sat, 15 Jul 2023 21:52:28 GMT US Headlines https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160721/the-sales-of-elon-musks-new-tesla-convertible-are-shooting-through-the-roof Elon Musk and his ingenious team at Tesla Motors have once again left the world agog with their latest creation – the ultra-modern Tesla Transformer Convertible! Musk, the wizard behind the wheels, proudly announced that the new convertible featur… Mon, 17 Jul 2023 05:10:50 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/160737/madonna-aka-the-material-grandmother-admits-that-her-voice-has-left-the-building The Daily Dirt is reporting that Madonna the 'has been' singer recently told reporter Stormy Coin that she can no longer hit the high notes so she is going to have to hang up her microphone. Madonna whose real name is Madonna Louise Pepperonia Cic… Sun, 16 Jul 2023 12:12:30 GMT Entertainment & Gossip https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/business/160715/the-kardashian-sisters-buy-a-las-vegas-gambling-casino-hotel Brace yourselves, because the Kardashian K Klan has just descended upon the Las Vegas strip in their signature style, turning Sin City into 'K-Sin' City! In a move that's more extravagant than a Kardashian closet, the nation's wealthiest siblings hav… Fri, 14 Jul 2023 13:49:32 GMT Business Brief https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/160707/the-reason-why-march-madness-executives-may-ban-boston-from-hosting-2024-games Sports Territory reporter Hiawatha Pamplona has dropped a bombshell: The NCAA Basketball Tournament Rules & Policy Committee is considering banning Boston from hosting any March Madness games in 2024. The committee's rationale? Well, it's a blend… Wed, 12 Jul 2023 20:29:52 GMT Sport Headlines